Reasons to Fire Your Mutual Fund Company - Fresh out of High School

The fudging of expertise is appalling in our business.back on it, who was I to feel so superior? It's not like I
Believe me, I know. I am 35 years old now, and havelearned how to plan someone's financial future in my
been in the financial services business 13 years now."Western Culture, 1865-present" seminar at UT.Think
When I was 22, fresh out of the University of Texasabout that, though. Customers were entrusting their
with a History degree, my first job was with Fidelityretirement plans to kids. If you go to Fidelity, Schwab,
Investments as a mutual fund adviser. I passed theE*Trade, TD Waterhouse, Ameritrade, T Rowe Price,
Series 6 exam in a matter of days. After a fewAmeriprise, or any of the other purveyor of mutual
weeks of training, most of which was listening to onefunds, and click on their links to "talk to an adviser", it is
of the more tenured reps (by "tenured", I meanusually accompanied by a smiling, healthy, slightly
someone with six months experience), I was on thegraying middle-aged man with great teeth and his own
phone taking calls from all over the country, advisingcorner office. In fact, you are more likely talking to a
people on how to take care of their financial future. Ifvery young, underqualified, underpaid call center worker
you had called an 800 number on a prospectus or anwho barely has a cubicle and is definitely NOT
advertisement, you would have been speaking withsmiling.Of course, it is true that it does not take grand
someone like me. Dozens of reps like me fielded calls,expertise to do what they do. Back in my day, we
and not one of them had more than three yearswere given a script to inquire of a customer's marital
experience. I, myself, only lasted a year and a half insituation, age, risk tolerance, spending goals, and that is
that job. Call center work has a way of burning youit. With that information, there was (wait for it) a Fidelity
out.In the 1990's, Fidelity was undergoing rapid growth,fund that met their needs. This is how it works at most
and they could not keep the place staffed. They hadfirms. You need what they are selling. Financial planning
planned on staffing to a level where no more than fiverequires more than that.All investment products should
customers were holding at any given time. Shortlybe discussed in the larger context of a person's life --
after I arrived, we were constantly on "red alert", whichnot just financial life, either. If you take no other advice
meant that 30 people or more were holding all thefrom me, take this one tidbit. If a "financial adviser" is
time. So, they relaxed their hiring requirements. Theyselling you a product from which he is getting paid a
had previously insisted on a college degree for theircommission, he will not have your best interests at
newly hired reps. Soon, I was sitting next toheart. Period.Mark Brandon is the managing partner of
pimply-faced 18-year-olds who had been in a highFirst Sustainable ( a registered investment advisory
school classroom only a few months prior. Lookingcatering to socially responsible investors.