Annuities: Avoid More Fianancial Razor Blades

Our nation has just enjoyed one of its most popularown pension.
annual rituals: the Super Bowl. One can draw manyYou would have a hard time recognizing that product
lessons from the drama on the gridiron and all thetoday. A guaranteed minimum death benefit was
hoopla surrounding it. But as I watched this year'sintroduced in 1980. The guarantee minimum income
spectacle, one thing in particular caught my eye. Andbenefit in 1996, enhance earnings benefits in 2000, the
what I saw can teach a very valuable lesson aboutguaranteed minimum withdrawal benefit and the
investing.guaranteed minimum account balance in 2002.
Why do so many Americans watch the Super BowlWith each 'improvement' the costs have gone up as
every year, anyway? For the commercials, of course!well. Whereas variable annuities used to be a low-cost
And every year, companies try to wow us with theirway to create your own pension, now they are
outrageous ads, or use the national spotlight to launchbloated, expensive all-things-to-all-people products
their newest product.offering every bell and whistle you can imagine.
This year was no exception, as one famousThe total cost associated with variable annuities can
consumer products company introduced aquickly climb to 3% or more with just the basic
ground-breaking improvement: a razor with five blades.features--higher if you add all the 'benefits'. The main
That's right, not a razor with four blades, which is sopurpose of a variable annuity is to provide greater
old-fashioned, but one with five, yes, count them, fivereturns then a fixed-annuity. All these costs make that
blades!much harder to achieve. Moreover, these costs
Razor blade companies aren't the only ones trying toessentially are transferring a large portion of the
sell us on the latest and greatest must-have upgrades.growth from your nest egg to the insurance company.
Have you shopped for toothpaste lately? Talk aboutWorse, few of these benefits are ever used. The key
brand extension!selling point of a variable annuity is supposed to be a
Why do products that work fine to start with need tolifetime income stream, but less than 5% of variable
be upgraded and improved? There is one reason:contracts are ever annuitized.
sales. If one company comes out with a newIf they are a long-term vehicle designed to save for
improved version, it means that all of its competitorsretirement, why are so many being sold to people
have to also. Otherwise, they might lose sales to thealready retired? Why are 70 and 80-year olds being
improved version.sold variable annuities?
These improvements aren't free. Take a quick look atI say 'being sold' because only 2% of people choose to
the cost of a five-blade razor and you realize all thesebuy an annuity on their own. The rest are sold by
bells and whistles carry a hefty price tag, especiallybanks, brokers and agents. Could the fact that the
when compared to the 'old-fashioned' version.commission is so high be a cause?
The same 'brand extension' occurs in the financialCall me old-fashioned. I still shave with a two-blade
industry as well. They're always adding an 'extra blade'razor. It works well and saves me money. If you want
to their 'razor' or 'micro-cleansing beads' to theirthe traditional benefits of a variable annuity, choose the
'toothpaste'. Annuities are a perfect example.two-blade kind. They are the low-cost, plain vanilla
The first annuity in America was offered in 1759. Thevariable annuities sold by companies like Vanguard.
first variable annuity was offered by TIAA-CREF inYou already know what next year's Super Bowl
1952 for use in college retirement programs. Theadvertisement will be: a razor with six blades! And you
purpose of the variable annuity was to allow a teacherknow what your commission-based advisor will be
to grow their nest egg during their working years andpushing soon: an investment with another costly
then convert that growth into a steady income streamfeature! Don't fall for it! Ignore the hype.
when they retired. In effect, they were creating their